Annoying People (Rant)

As I sit here on my cosy bed listening to Vampire weekend on a perfectly sunny monday afternoon, post-awesome day out with Mantha, You would have thought that I'd be in a pretty brilliant mood, but no, to every up there must be a down, and vise versa, but regardless of the awesometry I've been handed, I believe it is time for a rant.


I hear you sigh?
Well, Im sure everyone on this earth has experienced grossly annoying people, people that you
shouldn't, but cant help but hate?


In such a situation you find yourself awkwardly smiling as they make a tit out of themselves and consider themselves to be the dogs bollocks, and you find yourself sure of the fact that you are not the only person sitting there cringing at the poor thing. It also comes to mind the quite horrific way that only they seem to be able to pull off something that is really supposed to be shockingly brilliant and mindblowing and taking it and turning into something horridiously embarrassing and shameful.


Well in all things done properly I guess a list is appropriate, I'll just point out a few things that the reason for this post do-
- Thier attempts at trying to look all cool and shit, then epic failing and then attempting trying to laugh about it with other people, when they aren't actually laughing with you, they're laughing at you, well done, you just made an even bigger dick of yourself.


- They make false assumptions about things that they know nothing about, I mean like wtf. Its like they've never eaten a twinky and they're claiming to be an expert on how foul they taste, TWINKYS ARE FUCKING AWESOME (Im using this as an example, the whole twinky comparison will be explained at a later date.) Or the other way round, where they say somethings fucking great, and they havent researched it *cough* toris *cough*


-They enter conversations that they know nothing about then ask really fucking stupid questions, like, all the time, why involve yourself in a conversation about something you know nothing about then seem like a dick when you ask about something thats common knowledge to the fellow participants... IF YOU WANT TO SEEM LIKE A SMART PERSON GOOGLE IT FIRST YOU FUCKING RETARD!


-This is kind of similar to the last one, trying to fit in with people when what you like is of no intrest to them what so ever. Fair does, share your opinion its nice and having things in common is never a bad thing, but people don't like clones. I'd rather hear about they kinda of stuff they love then me commenting on the fact that I like something, and then they go and soak it up and it becomes thier new favorite thing. Serious, explore stuff, you might just find yourself being unique?


As much as I enjoy complaining about said people/person, I'll round it off here as there are things to be done.


Goodbaii For Nao (: xx